Salmagundi Style

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

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queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM

This.

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kaf-kaf:

beenotafraid:

#if you don’t love her you’re wrong

I love her so much

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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

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jaelendilla:

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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iwantaugustuswaters:

mechanicbird:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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brokenhalelujah:

i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets

(via theappleppielifestyle)

sharpestrose:

decemberpaladin:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Haahahahahaha jesus christ what a shitshow.

As was said in another thread about a different aspect of this all-encompassing public relations apocalypse: Microsoft doesn’t seem to understand that people don’t have to buy the XBox One.

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annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

Let’s be honest.

If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.

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hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

(Source: olliren, via 0utbox)